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The World Is So Ass-backwards It Almost Makes You Wish You Were Dyslexic.
-Dennis Miller
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The World Is So Ass-backwards It Almost
Dennis Miller
The World Is So Ass-backwards It Almost Makes You Wish You Were Dyslexic.
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