There Are So Many Good Authors; There's

I Only Have One Wrinkle And I'm Sitting On It.

I Have Legs Of Iron, But To Tell You The Truth, They're Starting To Rust And Buckle A Bit.

Death Doesn't Frighten Me; Now I Can Think Peacefully Of Ending A Long Life.

I've Been Forgotten By Our Good Lord.

I Never Wear Mascara; I Laugh Until I Cry Too Often.