There Is A Gentle Absurdity About Washington,

I Have Always Felt That Laughter In The Face Of Reality Is Probably The Finest Sound There Is And Will Last Until The Day When The Game Is Called On Account Of Darkness. In This World, A Good Time To Laugh Is Any Time You Can.

In Television The Product Is Not The Program; The Product Is The Audience And The Consumer Of That Product Is The Advertiser. The Advertiser Does Not 'buy' A News Program. He Buys An Audience.

Media Literacy Is Not Just Important, It's Absolutely Critical. It's Going To Make The Difference Between Whether Kids Are A Tool Of The Mass Media Or Whether The Mass Media Is A Tool For Kids To Use.

If Men Can Run The World, Why Can't They Stop Wearing Neckties? How Intelligent Is It To Start The Day By Tying A Little Noose Around Your Neck?

I Think Laughter May Be A Form Of Courage. As Humans We Sometimes Stand Tall And Look Into The Sun And Laugh, And I Think We Are Never More Brave Than When We Do That.