There's Things That I Couldn't Joke About

The Bigger The Audience, The Better With Comedy.

More People Are Going Out To Comedy Shows Than They Were Before.

All Comedians Are A Bit Attention-seeking And I'm No Different. Anyone With The Audacity To Want To Be Listened To For An Hour And A Half Must Be.

My Girlfriend Said She Wanted Me To Tease Her, So I Said "alright, Fatty."

The Tragedy For Comedians Is There's Nothing More They Want Than To Be Liked. We Desperately Seek Approval. It's Almost Like A Personality Disorder You Can Do As A Job.