They Call It The Latin Quarter Because

Every Guy Looks In His Pocket And Then Votes.

You Politicians Have Got To Look Further Ahead; You Always Got A Putter In Your Hands, When You Ought To Have A Driver.

This Thing Of Being A Hero, About The Main Thing To It Is To Know When To Die.

I See Where They Are Going To Be More Strict With These Robbers; When They Catch 'em From Now On, They're Going To Publish Their Names.

Rotation Of Crops And Less Automobiles Will Relieve The Farmers Whenever They Decide To Try It.