Time Doesn't Go. Time Stays. We Go.

I've Heard It Said That The First Law Of Journalism Is To Confirm Existing Prejudice, Rather Than Contradict It.

I Have Always Felt That Laughter In The Face Of Reality Is Probably The Finest Sound There Is And Will Last Until The Day When The Game Is Called On Account Of Darkness. In This World, A Good Time To Laugh Is Any Time You Can.

If You Believe In Your Heart That You Are Right, You Must Fight With All Your Might To Do It Your Way. Only Dead Fish Swim With The Stream All The Time.

When The Anchorman Is Wearing A Colonel's Uniform, It Tells You Something.

It's Not Just The Cheerleading Thing I Have A Problem With, It's The Whole Jock Enchilada. I'm All For A Good Game Of Basketball In Teh Driveway Or A Killer Bike Ride. But When There's Tackling And Grunting Involved-- No Thanks.