We Believe What We Want To Believe,

We Must Become Masters Of Our Own Actions And Attitudes. To Let Another Person Determine Whether We Will Be Rude Or Gracious, Elated Or Depressed Is To Give Control Of Ourselves. The Only True Possession Is Self Possession.

Somebody Who Never Got Over The Embarrassing Fact That He Was Born In Bed With A Lady.

There's No Point In Burying A Hatchet If You're Going To Put Up A Marker On The Site.

When I Hear Somebody Sigh, 'life Is Hard,' I Am Always Tempted To Ask, 'compared To What?'

Man's Unique Agony As A Species Consists In His Perpetual Conflict Between The Desire To Stand Out And The Need To Blend In.