We Don't Give Our Criminals Much Punishment,

Government Investigations Have Always Contributed More To Our Amusement Than They Have To Our Knowledge.

Live Your Life So That Whenever You Lose, You Are Ahead.

If The Other Fellow Sells Cheaper Than You, It Is Called Dumping. 'course, If You Sell Cheaper Than Him, That's Mass Production.

Hurray! Congress Is To Adjourn! Only Four More Days Of Congressional Burglary On The Treasury!

When You Straddle A Thing It Takes A Long Time To Explain It.