We View Our Atomic Arsenal As Proudly

I Catch Fire And Find The Reserves Of Courage And Assertiveness To Speak Up. When That Happens I Get Quite Carried Away. My Blood Gets Hot My Brow Wet I Become Unbearably And Unconscionably Sarcastic And Bellicose I Am Girded For A Total Showdown.

If Only The Left Hated Crime As Much As They Hated Hate.

Boredom Is The Deadliest Poison.

I Will Not Cede More Power To The State. I Will Not Willingly Cede More Power To Anyone, Not To The State, Not To General Motors, Not To The Cio. I Will Hoard My Power Like A Miser, Resisting Every Effort To Drain It Away From Me. I Will Then Use My Power, As I See Fit. I Mean To Live My Life An Obedient Man, But Obedient To God, Subservient To The Wisdom Of My Ancestors; Never To The Authority Of Political Truths Arived At Yesterday At The Voting Booth. That Is A Program Of Sorts, Is It Not? It Is Certainly Program Enough To Keep Conservatives Busy, And Liberals At Bay. And The Nation Free.

A Relatively Small And Eternally Quarrelsome Country In Western Europe, Fountainhead Of Rationalist Political Manias, Militarily Impotent, Historically Inglorious During The Past Century, Democratically Bankrupt, Communist-infiltrated From Top To Bottom.