Well, You Know, Pudge Rodriguez, Obviously Is

So, Yeah, I Can Say I Always Set My Expectations So High That I Had A Lot To Live Up To.

I've Seldom Seen A Horny Player Walk Into A Bar And Not Let Out Exactly What He Did For A Living.

There Are Too Many False Things In The World, And I Don't Want To Be A Part Of Them. If You Say What You Think, You're Called Cocky Or Conceited. But If You Have An Objective In Life, You Shouldn't Be Afraid To Stand Up And Say It. In The Second Grade, They Asked Us What We Wanted To Be. I Said I Wanted To Be A Ball Player And They Laughed. In The Eighth Grade, They Asked The Same Question, And I Said A Ball Player And They Laughed A Little More. By The Eleventh Grade, No One Was Laughing.

You Know, When You Can Play With The Greatest Players Of That Particular Era, You Look Forward To Going To The Ballpark. I Mean, You Thought It Was Great To Be There In The Clubhouse. You Thought It Was Great To Be On The Field.

Slumps Are Like A Soft Bed. They're Easy To Get Into And Hard To Get Out Of.