We're All Living In A Casino. It's

I Can't Grow A Mustache. It's Pretty Sad If I Attempt To.

I Think That When We Start Thought-policing People And Idea-policing People, Then That's Crossing A Line. And I Think, You Know, Everybody's So Afraid Of This Imaginary Line Of Thought Police That They Forget Their Own Personal Safety.

The Power Of A Handwritten Letter Is Greater Than Ever. It's Personal And Deliberate And Means More Than An E-mail Or Text Ever Will. It Has A Unique Scent. It Requires Deciphering. But, Most Important, It's Flawed.

There Is Some Argument About Who Actually Invented Text Messaging, But I Think It's Safe To Say It Was A Man. Multiple Studies Have Shown That The Average Man Uses About Half As Many Words Per Day As Women, Thus Text Messaging. It Eliminates Hellos And Goodbyes And Cuts Right To The Chase.

There's No Sense In Making Life Seem Like It's A Struggle, Because That Doesn't Make Anybody Feel Better.