What I've Learned About Comedy People Is

Today Is A Brand New Day. A Day Of Change, Of Promise, Of Creativity, Of Kindness, And Of Love. I'm Going Back To Bed.

One Of The First Things I Said When I Signed On For The Show Was No Hugs! Full House Was All Based On Hugs.

I'd Like A Nice Piece Of Salmon That's Not Too Pink Inside And Yet Isn't Too Dry Or Crisp Either.

If You Don't Wake Up Every Day Happy, Change Something.

Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life. And If That Doesn't Work Out For You, Tomorrow Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life.