When I Am At Rodeo I Find

I Always Try To Just Be Honest ... As Opposed To Artifice Or Manipulation.

Brought To You By Raising Your Voice. The Next Best Thing To Being Right.

When I Was Younger, I'd Get Very Empirical With Myself. "i Have A Hypothesis About Myself. I'll Put Myself In A Situation, See What Happens, Then I'll Draw A Conclusion Based On The Empirical Evidence. Hypothesis: I Can Play Basketball." So I'd Try. "conclusion: I Cannot Play Basketball."

A Rubik's Cube Is Equal To A Drag Queen. It's Really Colorful, But I Don't Wanna Do It.

It Would Be Interesting If Elvis Were Reincarnated As An Elvis Impersonator.