Why Do We Never Expect Dull People

Contempt For Others, Like Masturbation, Is Best As A Secret Pleasure.

Withhold Admiration From A Narcissist And Be Disliked. Give It And Be Treated With Indifference.

Politicians Love Change, But Of Details Only.

Doubt Is Long-winded. Certainty Is Brief.

Inevitably, Almost Everything We Say Is Either Quotation Or Paraphrase.