Without Enthusiasm, Virtue Functions Not At All,

If Your Children Spend Most Of Their Time In Other People's Houses, You're Lucky; If They All Congregate At Your House, You're Blessed.

The Ideal Home: Big Enough For You To Hear The Children, But Not Very Well.

The Trouble With Women Is Men; The Trouble With Men, Men.

If It Came True, It Wasn't Much Of A Dream.

If The Second Marriage Really Succeeds, The First One Didn't Really Fail.