Women, As They Grow Older, Rely More

Love Demands Infinitely Less Than Friendship.

Like Everybody Else, When I Don't Know What Else To Do, I Seem To Go In For Catching Colds.

Whenever A Man Encounters A Woman In A Mood He Doesn't Understand, He Wants To Know If She's Tired.

The Triumph Of Sugar Over Diabetes.

A Man Reserves His True And Deepest Love Not For The Species Of Woman In Whose Company He Finds Himself Electrified And Enkindled, But For That One In Whose Company He May Feel Tenderly Drowsy.