Words Are The Coins Making Up The

Love Is Like An Hourglass, With The Heart Filling Up As The Brain Empties.

An Egotist Always Resents Meeting Another Egotist As If He Alone Had The Right To Be One.

We Are In The World To Laugh. In Purgatory Or In Hell We Shall No Longer Be Able To Do So. And In Heaven It Would Not Be Proper.

I Don't Know If God Exists, But It Would Be Better For His Reputation If He Didn't.

There Is Nothing Like Literature: I Lose A Cow, I Write About Her Death, And My Writing Pays Me Enough To Buy Another Cow.