Yes I Have Had A Tan, Actually.

Life Would Be So Colourful If Only I Had A Drink Problem.

Life Is Very Long, When You're Lonely.

I Never Enjoyed Life In My Twenties, Not One Minute Of It. It Was A Test Of Endurance That I'm Surprised I Survived. Professionally, Of Course, I Was Doing Very Well But Personally It Couldn't Have Been Worse Or More Difficult For Me If I'd Been Living In A Mud Hut In Leeds.

You're Not Right In The Head, And Nor Am I, And This Is Why....this Is Why I Like You.

The Monarchy Is Foremost A Business, And It's Important To Them That The British Public Continue To Finance The Excessive Luxurious Lifestyles Of The Now Quite Enormous, Wasteful And Useless 'royal' Family.