You Can't Get A Suit Of Armour

First Shalt Thou Take Out The Holy Pin. Then Shalt Thou Count To Three, No More-no Less. Three Shall Be The Number Thou Shalt Count, And The Number Of The Counting Shall Be Three. Four Shalt Thou Not Count, Neither Count Thou Two, Excepting That Thou Then Proceed To Three. Five Is Right Out. Once The Number Three, Being The Third Number, Be Reached, Then Lobbest Thou Thy Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch Towards Thy Foe, Who, Being Naughty In My Sight, Shall Snuff It.

I Want People To Know There Is More To Somalia Than Looting And Piracy.

People Look For Patterns In Everything. It's What Keeps Us Sane, I Suppose. I Struggle To See Any Patterns In My Life. I Think I Can Understand Depression A Bit Because Of My Sister. My Own Feelings Of ... I'm Aware That, If You Feel Down, It Can Be Strangely Unrelated To Circumstances Around You. That's Just The Way Life Is.

Despite Having Seen A Fair Amount Of The World, I Still Love Travelling - I Just Have An Insatiable Curiosity And Like Looking Out Of A Window.

It's Not An Easy Option. The Essence Of Travel Is Letting Go Of Habit And Prejudice And Relishing The Unfamiliar. Food You've Never Eaten Before, A Language You've Never Spoken Before, Religion That Mystifies, Customs That Confuse, Politics That Perplex, All Question Everyday Assumptions About How You Live Your Life.