You Don't Have To Justify Everything. Being

I Don't See Myself As Weird, I Just See Myself As Honest.

Men Have Periods Too, They Just Don't Bleed.

My Father Was A Preacher In Maryland And We Had Crab Feasts - With Corn On The Cob, But No Beer, Being Methodist - Outside On The Church Lawn.

I've Got Enough Guilt To Start My Own Religion.

I Know That Mess Spelled Backwards Is Ssem And I Felt Much Better Armed With That Information.