You Know You're Getting Old When The

I Need Money. I Have A Staff Of 30, And Four Houses, Never Mind The Government, To Support.

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When Your Weightlifting Consists Merely Of Standing Up.

A Sense Of Humor Is Good For You. Have You Ever Heard Of A Laughing Hyena With Heart Burn?

The Governor Has No Presidential Aspirations. In Fact He Just Made A Tour Of 43 States Just To Tell Them He's Not Running For Anything.

Middle Age Is When Your Age Starts To Show Around Your Middle.