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You Might Be A Redneck If Your Pocketknife Has Ever Been Referred To As Exhibit A.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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Jeff Foxworthy
You Might Be A Redneck If Your Pocketknife Has Ever Been Referred To As Exhibit A.
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