You Were Born With Your Legs Apart.

Fay: The British Police Force Used To Be Run By Men Of Integrity. Truscott: That Is A Mistake Which Has Been Rectified.

Civilizations Have Been Founded And Maintained On Theories Which Refused To Obey Facts.

I'm Too Amused By The Way People Carry On To Give In To Despair.

On Our Way Home We Were Waiting For The Bus When A Very Fat, Pompous-looking Woman Reeled Out Of A Pub Shouting, "melancholia? Ad Nauseam."

God Is A Gentleman. He Prefers Blondes