A Car Is Useless In New York,

Naturally, The Neurotic Wants You To Love Him Twice As Much, For He's Going To Cut It In Half Anyway.

The Neurotic Believes That Life Has Meaning, But That His Life Hasn't.

Men Who Don't Like Girls With Brains Don't Like Girls.

The Neurotic Circles Ceaselessly Above A Fogged-in Airport.

If Your Children Spend Most Of Their Time In Other People's Houses, You're Lucky; If They All Congregate At Your House, You're Blessed.