List Of Girl Quotes

I Mean, That Was A Throwaway Thought, Because My Focus Was - My Intent And My Focus Was To Never Go Public.

And Guys, If You Exploit A Girl, It Will Come Back To Get You. That's Called 'karma.'

George Eliot Is My Only Steady Girlfriend. We Go To Bed Together Every Night.

Stay Away From Girls Who Cry A Lot Or Who Look Like They Get Pregnant Easily Or Have Careers.

Normally, The Job Sucks But Work Is Kinda Fun, Because You See Your Friends And Flirt With Girls And Stuff.

Once We Realized That There Were These 25 Invariable Types - The Class Politician, The Frigid Popular Girl, The Kid Who Tags Along Behind The Jocks - Once We Came Up With These Key Characters In A Cloud Of Marijuana, The Whole Thing Just Came Together. One Of The Things I'm Really Proud Of Is How Much Of A High-school Yearbook It Is In Its Look, So Much So That Hunter Publishing Had The Art Director, David Kaestle, And I Come For Years To Their Annual Convention And Do A Little Talk On How Not To Do A Yearbook.

A Girl Who Is Really Pretty - Whether She Wraps Herself In An Abayah, A Nun's Habit, Or The Front Hall Rug - Never Wraps Herself So That The World Can't Tell.

Bachelors Know All About Parties. In Fact, A Good Bachelor Is A Living, Breathing Party All By Himself. At Least That Is What My Girlfriend Said When She Found The Gin Bottles Under The Couch. I Believe Her Exact Words Were, "you're A Disgusting, Drunken Mess." And That's A Good Description Of A Party, If It's Done Right.

Veal Is A Very Young Beef And, Like A Very Young Girlfriend, It's Cute But Boring And Expensive.

Dancing Is A Wonderful Training For Girls, It's The First Way You Learn To Guess What A Man Is Going To Do Before He Does It.

I'm Quite Obsessed With The Idea Of Nailing The Girl Friendship. It's Such An Art, So Delicate.

I Can Be In The Worst Pms, Mercury In Retrograde, Most Awful Circumstance - And Then If My Girlfriends And I Are Giggling About It, Everything's Okay.