A Freudian Slip Is When You Say

I Don't Know What People Have Against Government; They Haven't Done Anything.

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.

I Grew Up With Six Brothers. That's How I Learned To Dance - Waiting For The Bathroom.

I Don't Bother To Look For Parking Space Anymore. As Soon As I Get Near Hollywood Boulevard ... I Sell.

Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led You To Believe, The National French Pastime Is Picnicking.