A Lifevest Protects You From Drowning And

A Power Nap, Is When You Sleep On Someone Who's Weaker Than You

There Is A Small, But Important, Difference Between Peeing In The Pool, And Peeing Into The Pool.

I Love Catching A Snapshot Of Something That Is Just About To Happen. Or Maybe Something That Just Happened, You Know. But I Like Especially That Just-before Kind Of Feeling.

I Think Since I Was Kid People Told Me That They Thought I Was Funny.

The Comedians I Liked Were Bill Cosby And Steven Wright, Like Just Always As A Comedic Actor. I Always Liked Gary Larson, Who's Really Funny For A Cartoonist, Obviously.