All Of My Characters Tend To Be

Back When I Taught Middle School And Wrote Adult Mysteries, My Students Often Asked Me Why I Wasn't Writing For Kids. I Never Had A Good Answer For Them. It Took Me A Long Time To Realize They Were Right.

How Do I Defeat Apophis?” “i’m So Glad You Asked!” Thoth Beamed At Me With His Multicolored Eyes. “unfortunately, I Can’t Tell You.” I Glanced At Walt. “do You Want To Kill Him, Or Should I?

All Da Ladies Love Leo!!

Keep A Demon Busy, I Thought. Right. Maybe He Fancies A Game Of Tiddlywinks.

The Wind Blowing Through My Ripped Clothes Was So Cold That I Felt Like A Percysicle.