List Of School Quotes

Growing Up Under The Heavy Hand Of The School Sisters Of Notre Dame, It Was Drummed Into Me That Attending Weekly Mass Was Not An Option. It Was A Must To Avoid Eternal Damnation, Which Was Not A Prospect Filled With Many Positives. Hell Fire Was Perpetual, And No Parole Would Be Offered.

If You Are A Kid In America, And You Live In A Secular Home And Go To Public School, You Know Nothing About Jesus Of Nazareth. The Only Time You Hear The Word Jesus Is When Somebody's Yelling At You - Jesus, Okay?

Like A Brain Surgeon Who Drinks A Martini When He's Not On Call, The Successful Kids In Your School May Smoke Pot On Occasion, But They Are Not Stoners.

That's My Advice To All Homosexuals, Whether They're In The Boy Scouts, Or In The Army Or In High School: Shut Up, Don't Tell Anybody What You Do, Your Life Will Be A Lot Easier.

Finally, One Night We Were Smoking Pot [with Michael O'donoghue] And Talking About The People That Are Invariably In High School, Whether You Go To Prep School Or Public School Or Ghetto School Or Rich Suburban School. And Actually, It Spun Off From A Kurt Vonnegut Quote.

I'm Old Enough To Remember When The Air Over American Cities Was A Lot Dirtier Than It Is Now. You've Probably Never Woken Up Early On A Winter Morning To The Acid Stink Of Coal Smoke In The Air, Which Was Everywhere When I Was A Little Kid. My Grade School Was Heated With Coal. Not Only Was Coal Used To Generate Electricity, It Was Without Any Scrubbers In The Stacks.

[kurt] Vonnegut Once Said, If You Ever Want To Know Who Somebody Is... Like You Look At Richard Nixon, Or Adolf Hitler, Or Ralph Nader, Or Anybody Who Seems Like A Difficult Person To Understand, And Is Therefore Not Part Of The Pattern Of Human Behavior. Think About Who They Were In High School, And They Will Explain Themselves To You. So We Got A Hold Of, Like, 50 High-school Yearbooks, Including My Mom's From 1925 Or Something, And We Discovered That They're All The Same.

In 1970 Or '71, Early In The Magazine, Michael O'donoghue Did Maybe Eight Pages Of A 1958 Yearbook, From Ezra Taft Benson High School. But By The Time The [book-length] High-school Yearbook Came Around, He Didn't Want To Be Involved.

One Of The Reporters Must Have Flunked Journalism School Because He Asked A Question That Went Straight To The Point.

I've Made Some Great Movies. 'risky Business' Still Stands Up. It's Timeless. They Study That Film In Film School.

I Live With Some Of My Best Friends From High School, Very Commune-like, In My House. It's My Hippie Way Of Life.

Partnership Is The Way. Dictatorial Win-lose Is So Old-school.