All That A Spectator Gets Out Of

The Biggest Obstacle To Professional Writing Is The Necessity For Changing A Typewriter Ribbon.

It Has Always Seemed To Me That The Most Difficult Part Of Building A Bridge Would Be The Start.

A Great Many People Have Come Up To Me And Asked How I Manage To Get So Much Work Done And Still Keep Looking So Dissipated.

Why Don't You Get Out Of That Wet Coat And Into A Dry Martini?

My First Big Mistake Was Made When, In A Moment Of Weakness, I Consented To Learn The Game; For A Man Who Can Frankly Say "i Do Not Play Bridge" Is Allowed To Go Over In The Corner And Run The Pianola By Himself, While The Poor Neophyte, No Matter How Much He May Protest That He Isn't "at All A Good Player, In Fact I'm Perfectly Rotten," Is Never Believed, But Dragged Into A Game Where It Is Discovered, Too Late, That He Spoke The Truth.