Am I Getting Smart With You? How

Great Minds Don't Think Alike. If They Did, The Patent Office Would Only Have About Fifty Inventions.

There Is No Idea So Bad That It Cannot Be Made To Look Brilliant With The Proper Application Of Fonts And Color.

As Long As There Are Annoying People In The World, I Won't Run Out Of Material.

Dilbert: I'm Obsessed With Inventing A Perpetual Motion Machine. Most Scientists Think It's Impossible, But I Have Something They Don't. Dogbert: A Lot Of Spare Time? Dilbert: Exactly.

Failure Is Where Success Likes To Hide In Plain Sight.