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If I Win, I'm A Prodigy. If I Lose, Then I'm Crazy. That's The Way History Is Written.

The Theory Of Evolution Has More Holes In It Than A Dam Made Out Of Swiss Cheese.

The Miracle Of Modern Science. The Lep Pours Millions Into Your Department, Foaly, And All You Can Do Is Send Mud Boys To The Toilet.

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