As Anthony Said To Cleopatra As He

I Would Rather Eat My Own Testicles Than Reform The Smiths, And That's Saying Something For A Vegetarian.

There Are More Than Enough To Fight And Oppose; Why Waste Good Time Fighting The People You Like?

I Didn't Really See The British Punk Movement, If That's What It Was, As Wildly Original, Because I Had Been Listening So Intently To All The New York Music Since 1973, Really.

You Can't Help But Feel That The Chinese People Are A Subspecies.

The Monarchy Is Foremost A Business, And It's Important To Them That The British Public Continue To Finance The Excessive Luxurious Lifestyles Of The Now Quite Enormous, Wasteful And Useless 'royal' Family.