At The Academy Award Dinners All The

He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.

As The Colonel And I Sat Swapping Stories In The Plane, A Jet Aircraft Buzzed Past Our Window. I Asked The Colonel What Type Of Aircraft It Was, And He Said, "don't Worry About It, Bob. . . If You Can See It, It's Obsolete."

I've Been Playing The Game So Long That My Handicap Is In Roman Numerals.

I've Got To Watch Myself These Days. It's Too Exciting Watching Anyone Else.

Congratulations To Whoever Is Finally Booking Music We Love. It's Going To Get Us Out Of The House After Dark!