List Of Food Quotes

They Advertise On The Radio For Food Stamps!

Being Sober For So Many Years Is Getting Interesting.

Not Everyone Can Become A Great Artist; But A Great Artist *can* Come From *anywhere*.

Fish Is The Only Food That Is Considered Spoiled Once It Smells Like What It Is.

I Was Told To Hand Over My Disposable Lighter, To Prevent, I Suppose, Any Threat Of "do What I Say Or I'll Light This Marlboro And You'll All Die - In Thirty Years Due To Inhalation Of Secondhand Smoke."

Modern Air Travel Means Less Time Spent In Transit. That Time Is Now Spent In Transit Lounges.

Zen Martini: A Martini With No Vermouth At All. And No Gin, Either.

Humans Are The Only Animals That Have Children On Purpose With The Exception Of Guppies, Who Like To Eat Theirs.

Veal Is A Very Young Beef And, Like A Very Young Girlfriend, It's Cute But Boring And Expensive.

The French Are Sawed-off Sissies Who Eat Snails And Slugs And Cheese That Smells Like People's Feet. Utter Cowards Who Force Their Own Children To Drink Wine, They Gibber Like Baboons Even When You Try To Speak To Them In Their Own Wimpy Language.

A Fruit Is A Vegetable With Looks And Money. Plus, If You Let Fruit Rot, It Turns Into Wine, Something Brussel Sprouts Never Do.

Animal Crackers, And Cocoa To Drink That Is The Finest Of Suppers, I Think When I'm Grown Up And Can Have What I Please, I Think I Shall Always Insist Upon These.