Because I Am Still A Little Girl

I Wish I Had Cancer. I Will Burn In Hell For That, But It's True.

You’re Not Dead, But You’re Not Alive, Either. You’re A Wintergirl.

There Is Something About Christmas That Requires A Rug Rat. Little Kids Make Christmas Fun. I Wonder If Could Rent One For The Holidays. When I Was Tiny We Would By A Real Tree And Stay Up Late Drinking Hot Chocolate And Finding Just The Right Place For The Special Decorations. It Seems Like My Parents Gave Up The Magic When I Figured Out The Santa Lie. Maybe I Shouldn't Have Told Them I Knew Where The Presents Really Came From. It Broke Their Hearts.

Oppressive Bastards, Think They Own The Place. I Told Them That Karma's Going To Kick Their Asses.

Death Is Funny, When You Think About It. Everybody Does It, But Nobody Knows How, Exactly How.