College Is Like A Fountain Of Knowledge

The Best Way To Waste Your Life, Is By Taking Notes. The Easiest Way To Avoid Living Is To Just Watch. Look For The Details. Report. Don't Participate.

His Saliva Tasted Like The Wet Dicks Of Ten Thousand Lonely Truck Drivers.

What We Don't Understand We Can Make Mean Anything.

I Told Him To Buy Land, My Mum Says, They’re Not Making It Anymore.

The Religious School She Went To, Growing Up, Ms. Wright Said How All The Girls Had To Wear A Scarf Tied To Cover Their Ears At All Times. Based On The Biblical Idea That The Virgin Mary Became Pregnant When The Holy Spirit Whispered In Her Ear. The Idea That Ears Were Vaginas. That, Hearing Just One Wrong Idea, You Lost Your Innocence. One Detail Too Many And You’d Be Ruined. Overdosed On Information.