Every Person Who Has Mastered A Profession

If You Go To Heaven Without Being Naturally Qualified For It You Will Not Enjoy Yourself There.

To Endure The Pain Of Living, We All Drug Ourselves More Or Less With Gin, With Literature, With Superstitions, With Romance, With Idealism, Political, Sentimental, And Moral, With Every Possible Preparation Of That Universal Hashish: Imagination.

Silence Is The Most Perfect Expression Of Scorn.

Wise Kings Wear Shabby Clothes, And Leave The Gold Lace To The Drum Major.

I Really Don't Think I Could Consent To Go To Heaven If I Thought There Were No Animals There.