List Of Death Quotes

There's A Remedy For Everything Except Death.

The Purpose Of A Funeral Service Is To Comfort The Living. It Is Important At A Funeral To Display Excessive Grief. This Will Show Others How Kind-hearted And Loving You Are And Their Improved Opinion Of You Will Be Very Comforting.

Even Very Young Children Need To Be Informed About Dying. Explain The Concept Of Death Very Carefully To Your Child. This Will Make Threatening Him With It Much More Effective.

In Our Brief National History We Have Shot Four Of Our Presidents, Worried Five Of Them To Death, Impeached One And Hounded Another Out Of Office. And When All Else Fails, We Hold An Election And Assassinate Their Character.

During The Mid-1980s Dairy Farmers Decided There Was Too Much Cheap Milk At The Supermarket. So The Government Bought And Slaughtered 1.6 Million Dairy Cows. How Come The Government Never Does Anything Like This With Lawyers?

No Matter How Expected, Death Is Always The Ultimate Surprise.

It's Just As Idiotic To Say There Is No Life After Death As It Is To Say There Is One.

The Utopians Feel That Slaughtering Our Fellow Creatures Gradually Destroys The Sense Of Compassion, Which Is The Finest Sentiment Of Which Our Human Nature Is Capable.

I Die The King's Faithful Servant, But God's First.

How Short Is Human Life! The Very Breath Which Frames My Words Accelerates My Death.

Earth Has No Sorrow That Heaven Cannot Heal.

A Death Is The Most Terrible Of Facts.