Every Problem Solved Is A Problem Made.

I'm Really Happy. I Just Don't Choose To Show It.

If You Haven't Got Eyes, You Shouldn't Have Wings

I Don't Know Why Small Chocolates Are Called Fun-sized; I Mean, If I Called A Midget Fun-sized, They'd Kick Off.

Me Mum Used To Always Have The Radio On - Even Now She Has It On In Every Room. Me Girlfriend Sort Of Blames That Reason For Me Not Doing That Well At School - Constant Noise, Really.

I Was Still Using My Eyes Even Though I Had Them Shut.