Foreign Relations Is An Open Book-- Generally

All One Has To Do To Get One's Stuff In The Congressional Record Is To Find A Stenographer That Can Stay Awake Long Enough To Take It Down. Then You Mark In The 'applause' And 'laughter' Parts Yourself.

It's Easy Being A Humorist When You've Got The Whole Government Working For You.

When You Are Satisfied, You Are Successful. For That's All There Is To Success Is Satisfaction.

Broad-minded Is Just Another Way Of Saying A Fellow Is Too Lazy To Form An Opinion.

If Any Of Us Had A Child That We Thought Was As Bad As We Know We Are, We Would Have Cause To Start To Worry.