Girls Throw Their Panties On The Stage,

Now There's A Seven-day Waiting Period To Buy A Gun. Who Can Stay Mad That Long?

I've Always Thought The Best Way To Teach A Kid Not To Be Scared Of The Dark Is To Fill His Daylight Hours With As Much Horror As Possible.

I've Always Kind Of Pushed The Envelope In Terms Of Trying To Get Away With Things No One Else Was Going Near. I Always Thought Of Myself Like A Mouse Trying To Get Cheese That No One Else Could Get Without Getting Their Tail Snipped Off.

Probably The Toughest Time In Anyone's Life Is When You Have To Murder A Loved One Because They're The Devil.

I Ran Five Miles Today. Then, Finally, I Said, 'here, Lady...take Your Purse.'