I Am Thoroughly Tired Of The Fable

I Got The Breaks. Starting From Nowhere In The Corn Belt, I Helped Edit A Country Weekly, Then Was Jack-of-all-departments On An Obscure Daily, So That When I Arrived In A Big City Everything I Tackled In The Line Of Column Conducting And Syndicate Peddling And Playwriting Had To Bring Promotion, Because I Had No Social Standing Which Could Be Endangered, No Reputation To Toss Away And No Pride Which Might Suffer A Setback. Everything I Acquired Had To Be Velvet. You Cannot Lose Your Silver Spoon If You Are Brought Up On Pewter.

Early To Bed And Early To Rise, And You'll Meet Very Few Of The Best People.

Those Having The Most Time To Devote To A Line Of Endeavor Usually Become The Most Proficient.

Nothing Is Improbable Until It Moves Into The Past Tense.

It Isn't How Long You Stick Around But What You Put Over While You Are Here.