It Isn't How Long You Stick Around

I Am Thoroughly Tired Of The Fable Style Of Narrative And Shall Do My Best To Get Up Something Entirely Different And Possibly Little More Worthy.

Those Having The Most Time To Devote To A Line Of Endeavor Usually Become The Most Proficient.

After Being Turned Down By Numerous Publishers, He Had Decided To Write For Posterity.

In Scattering Seeds Of Kindness, Do It By Hand And Not By Machine.

Do Not Give Alms Promiscuously. Select The Unworthy Poor And Make Them Happy. To Give To The Deserving Is A Duty, But To Help The Improvident, Drinking Class Is Clear Generosity, So That The Donor Has A Right To Be Warmed By A Selfish Pride And Count On A Most Flattering Obituary.