I Don't Eat Much Meat, Fish, Or

Comedy = Tragedy + Time.

I Love The Writing. I Love The Idea Of Typing And Seeing It On The Computer And Printing It Out Myself And, You Know, Moving Sentences Around. I Like That.

My Grandmother And I Followed My Mother Here, To A House A Block North Of Hollywood Boulevard But A Million Miles Away From Hollywood, If You Know What I Mean. We Would Hang Out Behind The Ropes And Look At The Movie Stars Arriving At The Premieres.

I Was Once Asked To Do My Tarzan Yell At Bergdorf Goodman, And A Guard Burst In With A Gun! Now I Only Do It Under Controlled Circumstances.

If You See A Kid In School, Who Is A Little Shy ... That's When You Should Reach Out. When You Do, You Are Going To Open Up A Flower And Discover Something Wonderful.