I Have No Desire To Ever Talk

Before The Church Responded, A Lot Of People Would Ask Us, 'are You Afraid Of What The Church Would Say?' And Trey And I Were Like, 'they're Going To Be Cool.' And They Were Like, 'no, They're Not. There Are Going To Be Protests.' And We Were Like, 'nope, They're Going To Be Cool.' We Weren't That Surprised By The Church's Response. We Had Faith In Them.

My First Serious Girlfriend, When I Was 16, Was Mormon. I Went To Her House For 'family Home Evening,' And I Was Like, 'why Aren't You People Ignoring Each Other And Watching Television?'

The Republicans Didn't Want The Government To Run Your Life, Because Jesus Should. That Was Really Part Of Their Thing: Less Government, More Jesus. Now It's Like, How About More Government And Jesus?

It's An Afghanistan Goat, So It Can't Stay Here, Or Else It'll Choke On The Sweet Air Of Freedom.

The Problem Is We Moved To La... The Only Way To Be Punk Rock In L.a. Is To Be A Republican.