I Like To Do Movies That Provoke

But With Comedy It's A Simple Premise. If It's Funny, People Laugh. If It's Not, They Don't.

I Don't Like Comedy That I Think Is Bad Comedy, Where People Are Trying To Be Sick For The Sake Of It, Where There's No Intellectual Point Behind It. I Like Stuff That's Got An Underlying Point Of View.

I Have Never Wanted To Be Famous, As Such - Fame Is A By-product.

I Am Of The Very Last Generation Who Didn't Have Computers At School. As We Grow Old We'll Become Something Of An Aberration.

People Come Up To Me In Supermarkets And Demand Humour. And The Less Amusing I Am, The More They Piss Themselves. So I Say, "i'm Doing My Shopping, Mate, Ok?" And The Guy Will Be On The Floor In Hysterics. Quite Odd. Eventually I Do Have To Say Something Funny So I Usually Go For Something Pathetic Like, "it's A Nice Place To Shop But I Wouldn't Like To Live Here!" And They Roar Again. Wet Themselves. I'm Lucky Though That I Am Not Massively Famous, I Can Get The Tube Without Much Bother. Must Be Awful Being The Beckhams.