I Love Talking About Myself.

To Put Me Through School My Morn Had To Work, So I Was A Latchkey Kid.

I Had Such A Great Mom And I Know That I'd Never Be That Mom. I Wouldn't Want To Bring A Child Into This World Unless I Could Be.

I'm The Kind Of Woman Who, When She Walks Into A Party, All The Other Women Leave The Room.

I Had So Many Freckles That My Mother Used To Say That They Were Kisses From The Angels. I Still Have Them.

But I Know Somebody Who Has A Bedside Urinal. How Do I Compete With That?