I Never Wanted To Be Marilyn -

I’m The Type Of Person That Tries To Fall Back Asleep In The Morning Just To Finish A Dream.

Happiness Is Not In Money, But In Shopping.

The Trouble With Censors Is That They Worry If A Girl Has Cleavage. They Ought To Worry If She Hasn't Any.

If You Can't Handle Me At My Worst, Then You Sure As Hell Shouldn't Schedule A Meeting With Me Before 10am.

I Think I Have Always Had A Little Humor.