I See Badly, I Hear Badly, And

My Sight Is Bad, My Hearing Is Bad, I Feel Bad, But I Don't Suffer, I Don't Complain.

Not Having Children Is One Less Worry. Children Are A Worry!

When I'm Laid In My Coffin, I Want You To Put A Picture Of My Grandchild To The Right Of Me And And A Picture Of My Daughter To My Left. That Way They Will Be Buried With Me.

If You Can’t Do Anything About It, Don’t Worry About It.

He Who Hugs Too Much, Hugs Badly!